EXIT

>YES
>NO

>PROCEED

> Mario was going on about his day (aka going hippity hoppity on goombas and koopa troopas) when he suddenly heard a blood curling shriek! He then decided to go to the direction of the noise and to his surprise...!

> NEXT

> ..he sees the King of the Koopas, BOWSER, assaulting the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, PEACH!
> "Please! Let me go!"
> "I am forced you silence you for you are worsening my never-ending hatred for women. Mwahaha!"

> NEXT

Lolll

> Should MARIO INTERVENE or HIDE?

> INTERVENE
> HIDE

> "Here I g-"
> MARIO could not even finish his catchphrase because Bowser pounced him instantly! The only thing he could do was look at Princess Peach in despair as he was gradually losing his life! Oh no!

> NEXT

> RETRY
> QUIT

> MARIO managed to find and hide inside a pipe before BOWSER could notice him! Ya-hoo! He stayed inside until PRINCESS PEACH's muffled yelps for help and BOWSER's heavy footsteps receded into the background.
> "He must be bringing her into his castle! Oh no! I must go help and save her!", Mario said to himself. As he was getting out of the tunnel, he hears the grass rustling behind him. What could it be?
> He turns around, and to his shock, a mysterious, green, big ass nose (also really cute) dinosaur screams in his face. "YOSHI!"

> NEXT

> "Ahhhhh! Mamma mia! What do you want!?" MARIO exclaimed.
> "YOSHI!"
> "Mamma mia... Very helpful!"
> "You need YOSHI help? YOSHI go to BOWSER's CASTLE very very fast! Adventure! With you! Adventure good! Hop on my back! We ride ride wheeee!"

> NEXT

> Should MARIO ACCEPT or REFUSE YOSHI's offer?

> ACCEPT
> REFUSE

> MARIO brought YOSHI along, and MARIO's journey into saving PRINCESS PEACH has commenced! What will he encounter inside the castle?

> NEXT

> YOSHI was really pushy, so MARIO brought him along anyway. No regrets though. Who thought riding a dinosaur on its back would be this fun?

> NEXT

> The duo made it safely to the castle gates! MARIO decided to leave YOSHI behind to ensure his safety. Both sides felt sad, but they bid their farewells. I am too lazy to create dialogue and scenarios so let's skip to the part where he's inside the castle!

> NEXT

> MARIO made it safely inside the castle! Upon searching for the damsel in distress, he came across a huge door with a lever next to it. "This must be BOWSER's room.", he thought.

> NEXT

> In what DIRECTION should MARIO pull the LEVER?

> FORWARD
> LEFTWARD
> RIGHTWARD
> BACKWARD

> Nothing happened. Mamma mia!

— name ash
— age 15
— pronouns she/her
— dob 03/23
— mbti intp-t
— enneagram 4w5
— alignment aries ☼ virgo ☽
— hogswart placement slytherin
— country 🏳️🌈

> TRY AGAIN

> Nothing happened. Mamma mia!

byf:
— i am not spoiler free
— i use emojis ironically
— i make nsfw tweets as a foul attempt at humor... unless it's about machi's tits. i want to suck them dry
— if i don't fb please don't take it personal
— don't be shy be loud on the tl
— i'm bad at dms so bare with me
— you're not allowed to be intimidated by me
— if i ever go ia don't unf i will hunt you down and crawl inside you ear
dfi:
— idc if you're an asshole uhhh just you know basic dfi criteria stuff
— my sense of humor may or may not be offensive so if you can't take it then <3
— you post mainly about other stuff, ie kpop
— you unironically refer to yourself as otaku
— you won't interact with me </3
— you subtweet on the tl
— -14/25+, maturity gap
— you don't like cursing
— you make r*pe jokes
— you're a dds
— fujoshi, unfunny hq/bnha stan GET OUT

> TRY AGAIN

> Nothing happened. Mamma mia!

anime list:
➯ tokyo ghoul
➯ yuri!! on ice
➯ death note
➯ bloom into you (+manga)
➯ hunter x hunter
➯ orange
➯ monster
➯ bnha (S3)
➯ jojos
➯ danganronpa
➯ the seven deadly sins (S1)
➯ one punch man
➯ kakegurui (+manga)
➯ haikyuu!! (S1)
➯ assassination classroom
➯ slime
➯ cells at work
➯ classroom of the elite
➯ demon slayer (+manga)
➯ erased
➯ the promised neverland
➯ beastars
➯ mob psycho 100 (s1)
➯ scum's wish
(cw: violet evergarden + saiki k, cr: tpn)